The Payoff Awards

At the request of Payoff's CEO, my fellow copywriter Patrick Long and I were tasked with drafting an entertaining and humorous yet functional script for the first annual Payoff Awards, which we then performed in front of a live audience of 100-ish Payoff employees. 

The script had to contain an hour's worth of content, and so it ended up being 12 pages and something like 3,600 words. They laughed, they cried, they asked us if we were available for weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs. (And we are, by the way.)